Wandering Home

Ooh all the pretty colours

Over the past few months, I've had the tremendous good fortune to travel to both the West and East coasts of my beautiful homeland, Canada.  In May, I ventured to Vancouver to visit my good friend Ada, a city and a set of arms that welcomed me with a basket full of joy and beauty.  Last month, I flew east to Nova Scotia to spend time with my favourite/only sister Leah and her partner Conor, a trip that included several days on gorgeous Brier Island in the Bay of Fundy.  And in between those trips, I threw in a weekend in Vermont for good measure.

Travel is a huge part of who I am and what I want for my future, and my desire to travel informs a lot of the decisions I make in my life.  It is part of the reason I live a fairly frugal existence.  When considering whether or not I should purchase something, I quite often find myself asking, "Do I want this more than I want to travel to <insert anywhere in the world>?" and the answer is usually a clear No.  I recently met with a new financial advisor, and when he asked me about my plans for retirement, I explained that my plan is to kick my kids out of the house, sell everything I own, and buy a one-way plane ticket out of here. 

This goal, to travel the world, is also at the heart of my desire to live a healthy life.  I want to get these arthritic bones up a few hills and down a few winding paths before my time comes.  It plays a necessary part in my romantic life, too.  Anyone interested in sticking with me for the long haul has to be prepared to either grab a backpack and come with me, or wait happily for me at home. (I'd send postcards.  I'd sexy Skype, if old arthritic broads are your thing.)

But for now, I am back home and, having exhausted my travel fund for the time being, home is where I'll be for the next wee while, save for a few weekend getaways.  And that's okay.  My homebody nature is as strong as my wanderlust, and I don't think that I see the two as diametrically opposed as I once did.  I have felt a great sense of home in places far from my own - in quaint coffee shops and quiet forest groves and company that feels just right.  And I think that adventure can be found in my own backyard. 

I think that's my next step, actually - figuring out the adventure of my life here, now.  Figuring out what's next for my career.  Pursuing my passions.  Enjoying my life with my girls, who are growing up way too fast.  Exploring the hometown I love and the quaint coffee shops and quiet forest groves and company closer to where I lay my head. Nurturing friendships, old and new.  Maybe even finding romance, ideally with someone who owns either a backpack or Skype account. 

I recently came across a quote by George A. Moore: "A man travels the world over in search of what he needs and returns home to find it."  These few months and these few adventures have brought my needs into clear focus, as I've reconnected with myself and formed an even stronger bond with my children.  Not all questions have been answered, by far, but I've come to a much better idea of what my priorities are, and I'm now ready for phase two of this new life that I've embarked upon.  I'm sure phase two will include more uncertainty.  I'm definitely in the question mark stage of the Underpants Gnomes Profit Plan (get ye to that YouTube link if you have no idea what I'm talking about).  The underpants, though, have been collected.

As have a million and two photos along the way.  These are but a small part of my collection from my trip to Nova Scotia (I promised you some of the whales).  Enjoy!  I sure did.

Sunset with the seals (Brier Island, NS)

The most beautiful sunrise I've ever seen.  (Brier Island, NS)

Our cabin by the sea (Brier Island, NS)

Mama and baby humpback whales

The last whale we saw waved goodbye

Lift Off

Yesterday, I boarded a plane in Ottawa bound for a week of fun with my sister in Halifax, Nova Scotia.  On the ground, before take off, the weather was rainy and a little gloomy, the sun blocked out by miles upon miles of grey.  But then we started moving, the plane's wheels splashing darkened puddles as we rolled down the runway, and then...lift off.  Up we went, higher and higher until we pierced the clouds and rose above, and suddenly we were basking in sunshine and blue skies. 

It was a beautiful moment, and it reminded me that sometimes life can feel like that: miles upon miles of grey.  And sometimes, we just need to get moving, lift off, make our way through the gloom (having faith, even when we can't see where we're going), and rise above it.  Because this is what's waiting on the other side.  

With Friends Like These

What they lack in height, they make up for in awesomeness.

As you may know, I've recently stepped out of the working world in order to recharge and re-prioritize.  In addition to my three main priorities - taking care of my health, spending quality time with my kids, and pursuing a writing career - I'm also actively working toward some other no-less-important goals, one of which is to nurture my relationships with my family and friends, old and new.  

I am a lucky woman for many reasons.  I have a roof over my head, food on my table, and (relatively) sound health and well-being.  I also have people in my life who I love and who love me in return, including some of the best friends a girl could ask for.

I have, at times, bemoaned how difficult it is to make friends as an adult.  I have, at times, told myself that I'm just not good at making friends.  And those things may or may not be true, but that's a whole other topic for a whole other day.  Let's just say that while I'm a generally friendly and, I think, well-liked person, my social awkwardness and some pretty steep walls I've built up to protect my little heart do a damn fine job of keeping people from getting too close.  No matter!  Because what I do seem to be good at is keeping friends once I have them.  I mean, that may be because they can't scale the walls to get back out.  Figuratively, of course.  I don't keep my friends in, like, a pit or anything, I swear.  (Put the lotion in the basket!)

But I digress, in a disturbing direction. 

I am particularly lucky to have in my life the three hotties you see in the photo above.  The four of us have been close friends for over 20 years and in that time we have seen each other through first break-ups and fashion disasters, math tests and marriages, the deaths of loved ones and the births of ten (10!) amazing children, amongst other milestones and hills and valleys.  These ladies have held my hands and my heart, and sometimes my hair, and really, really often smacked me hard on the ass, figuratively as well as so very literally.  I think it's just their way of showing their love?  

When I meet other people and they ask about the friends in my life, they are often astonished that the four of us have remained so close this long, despite the fact that we live four different lives in four different cities.  It is in no small part because we make our friendship a priority: we plan our at-least-quarterly get-togethers months in advance, and drop everything to help each other when needed in between.  

Like all friendships, we came together by circumstance but, unlike many others, we have stuck together by virtue of the great amount of trust and love and fun we share.  And probably because of our shared love of bargain hunting.  And perhaps out of laziness. Did I mention how hard it is to make friends as an adult?  The trick is to befriend people early on who are as socially awkward as you, that way they never leave.  (Also, there's the pit.)

These girls are my family, as are their fantastically well-chosen spouses and incredible, adorable children.  And I know that they always will be, but I don't want to take our friendship for granted either and to that end, I intend to continue to inundate them with my stupidly long emails, advocate for more concerts and cottage weekends and epic Value Village treasure hunts, and leave my shampoo bottles at their houses so they are forced to see me again.

So I guess this post is my small way of saying, Rose, Dorothy, Sophia, thank you for being a friend. I'm looking forward to hanging out with you on our lanai in another 20 years or so (when I'm not too busy with my many, many lovers).

Walk Through The Door

Knock Knock
Who's there?
Opportunity.
Don't be silly - opportunity doesn't knock twice!
(source: http://www.jokes4us.com/knockknockjokes/)

Last week, a friend of mine, having heard that I am pursuing a writing career, introduced me to another friend of his who is an author-illustrator.  She in turn invited me to come out and join a group of writers and illustrators who were meeting at a coffee shop this morning.  "That would be wonderful!" I replied, but secretly I was worried.  I'm new to this whole thing and not that comfortable in groups at the best of times, let alone groups of people I don't know.

This morning came and as the minutes passed before I was due to head out to the gathering, my mind began generating excuses.  Say you're sick, say you had something come up, my mind suggested, seemingly forgetting that (for a drama major who really should have some talent for it) I'm a terrible, and reluctant, liar.  Just before the school bus was due to arrive to pick up my daughters, my little one fell and scraped her knee and I thought, "Well, she'll have to stay behind so I can fix her up and then I'll have to drive her to school and then I won't be able to get to the coffee shop in time" and I'll admit that I was relieved that a legitimate excuse had presented itself.  But then, the bus pulled up and my daughter trotted off undaunted and I was like...well, shit.  Now I have to go.  So I showered and dressed and bucked up and got in my car.

I spent the drive alternating between being calm and collected, and practicing what I would say, how I would convince them that I was good enough to be in their company or, failing that, charm them into accepting my presence as an apprentice eagerly feeding at their table of knowledge and experience.

I got there, walked in, and introduced myself to the loveliest, most welcoming group of people I may have ever come across.   

I expected to be there for an hour at most, to listen quietly as others talked around me and lay low absorbing their words, as I do, but three hours later I found myself in awe of and in deep conversation with the man next to me, a well-known, award-winning (like, Governor General's Literary Award winning) children's book author and illustrator.  He recommended links I should check out, publishers I should talk to.  He advised me to walk away from any naysayers in my life, noting that we're all critical enough of ourselves already.  He talked about how he'll notice the one thing he doesn't like in his illustrations while everyone around him points out what they love, and I practically shouted Yes! and commiserated, marveling that even Governor General's Literary Award winners doubt themselves.  This was revelatory and reassuring.  I told him, with some hesitation, that I had quit my day job to pursue a writing career, quickly adding (in order that he not think I'm crazy) that I have no delusions that I'll be a published author by the end of the year.  To which he replied, "But you could be."

I had a thoroughly enjoyable time chatting with everyone there this morning and left feeling inspired and with a strong sense that I had finally found my people.  And could maybe even consider myself one of them.  

This morning, I nearly let my self-doubt and a bad mood talk me out of an opportunity that turned out to be more impactful than I can fully express.  Over the past two months, as I've prioritized my dreams and spoken them out loud, I've been inundated with the support of encouraging friends who have gone out of their way to throw doors open for me.  It's not easy, but I'm learning to say yes, shake off the fears and doubts clinging to my legs, and walk through them.  

Because more often than not, the other side is a warm place full of smiling faces, and more open doors.  And sometimes it's the place where four short words change your life.

But you could be. 

Jump for Joy: Literally. Into Puddles.

Go ahead and jump.

On the way home from the park one afternoon a few weeks ago, it started to rain.  The girls and I picked up the pace, dodging raindrops as we giggled our way home.  Approaching the house, I turned back intent on urging those little legs to move quickly and get inside before we got too wet, inconvenient repercussions foremost in mind.  But I stopped short before I said a word:  There, in their sweet faces, turned to the heavens, I saw the pure joy I'm always banging on about.  They were fully in the moment, alive, drinking in every sensation, open wide to the experience in every way.  They were having the time of their lives.

"Can we stay out just one more minute?" they implored, likely doubtful that their too-often by-the-book mama would sanction such an activity.   

I took a breath, letting go of thoughts of carpet-drenching footsteps and muddy laundry.  There was no lightning.  It was bath night anyways.   

"Yes.  Yes, you can."

I stood in the doorway and watched every stitch of their summer dresses soaking through, every inch of their arms and legs and cheeks basking in the glory of the summer rain, squeals of delight bursting from their gorgeous souls.

After a few minutes, breathless and glowing, they came inside, shedding their clothing at the front door mat and, at their mother's suggestion, flinging it full force down the basement stairs (extra points if they hit the bottom with a satisfying, soggy smack), before jumping into the bubbliest of baths.

Since that time we have twice now ventured out post-rain (having missed the rain itself) in search of the biggest mud puddles we could find to jump into with wild abandon, laundry be damned.  I've seen tentative hops and "Really?  We can do this?" glances quickly escalate to full-on running leaps designed to displace the most water and mud possible (extra points for splashing mom).  I've heard the most beautiful, joyful laughter.  And I've heard myself, the one who only a few weeks ago would have admonished "Get out of the puddles!  Watch your dress!", shout "Come on!  You can get muddier than that!" 

And last night, I jumped in too.  (They know what it's about, those kids.  So much fun!)

Life is short, and these moments are what life is all about.  It's not about the laundry.  It's about all the mess and joy and fun that creates the laundry.  And if you're lucky, you'll have piles of it to do. (Once you peel it, sopping, off the basement floor.  And scrub the mud off the ceiling.  And teach them better aim.)

Jump for Joy is a new series on JTTG about small, simple ways to boost the joy in your life. 

There is No Magical Cupboard

I don't know about pots, but a watched kettle does boil. But then it attacks.

One morning during my recent trip to Vancouver (no, I'm not done talking about it), I was the first one awake and thought I'd make myself a cup of tea.  I picked up the metal tea kettle and the handle popped out.  I stuck it back in, thought "Note to self: Remember that the handle pops out", then carefully filled up the kettle with water and placed it on the stove ring to boil.  Several minutes later, I heard its whistle and went to pick it up.  You may be able to guess what happened next.  I had forgotten that the handle was broken, which means I poured boiling hot water all over the kitchen floor (fortunately not all over myself).  What's more, I did this twice.

This was, perhaps, an easy mistake to make (twice).  It just slipped my mind (twice).  But there are other times when I know full well that what I'm doing is stupid and I still do it anyway.  

Case in point: I exiled a face moisturizer to my bathroom cupboard a few months ago because it made my face feel like it was burning off.  A few days ago, I pulled it back out and thought, "Maybe I should give this another try."  I'm very frugal, you see, and hated the idea of throwing out something I had spent 20-ish dollars on, and I genuinely thought that maybe, just maybe, I had been crazy back then, those other five or six times I had tried it (I'm a slow learner), and perhaps it was actually really amazing!  Somehow, squeezing out a dollop and smearing it on my face seemed like a good idea.  It was not.  I may have lucked out with the kettle, but this time I definitely got burned.  

Why do we do this???  Why do we not learn from our mistakes???  Did I think that the cupboard was magical?  Did I think that maybe having a time-out had made the moisturizer come to its senses?  So, so very stupid, but we do this sort of thing all the time.  Don't we?  Please tell me I'm not the only one.

You know that you are allergic to sugar and wheat and eggs and dairy but you specifically choose to go out to a crêperie for breakfast where you order and devour not one but TWO gigantic crepes, which include ALL of those ingredients, causing your tummy to be so very mad at you.

You know that you have a two drink maximum before you become less-than-charming and more-than-nauseous, but you have another cocktail anyway and then it's 3 a.m. on your 37th birthday and you are hoping someone will give you the gift of sweet death.   

You know that he's a jerk who once disappeared on you while on a date, leaving you alone in a bar for 45 minutes, to go back to his place and have a beer with his buddy, but you liked the same music and had fun in bed and maybe they didn't have that kind of beer at the bar and he totally meant to bring you back one too and you should probably give him a call, right?

No, no you should not.  Back away from the phone.  Man, based on the above, I'm going to have to say that you are an idiot.

There is no magical cupboard that will turn that jerk into your knight in shining armour.  (If I'm wrong and such a device does exist, please write up my order immediately.)

There is no third cocktail that will allow you to have a wonderful night's sleep and wake up refreshed.  (Wait, there is, it's called a mocktail.  Order a mocktail next time, genius.)

There is no delicious crêpe the size of your head that will leave you satisfied and stomach-cramp-free.  (I regret nothing.)

According to the Internet, which is never wrong, Einstein once said that the definition of insanity is doing the same thing over and over again and expecting different results.  We need to stop the insanity and start learning from our mistakes, people.  The chances that he'll change, that she'll see the error of her ways, that those pants will suddenly fit, that that sweater will no longer be itchy, that the job you hate will get better, that that one more drink/crêpe/chocolate/box of chocolates/late-night-hour-of-Amy-Schumer-clips-on-YouTube will be a good idea come morning...are slim at best.

And even if there is a chance, don't you deserve a 100% cramp-less, itch-free, well-rested life shared with those who respect you 100% of the time?  I'm here to tell you that you do.  So throw the moisturizer in the trash (and that face powder that's in the cupboard too...it's not going to suddenly become the right shade for you).  Delete his number from your phone.  Choose the oatmeal.  Have a Shirley Temple.  And listen to me.  Clearly, you need my guidance.